How To:

The following is a page straight from my charges' invisable book.

How to piss off your nanny & get in lots of trouble:

1. Ask if you can have candy for an after school snack.

2. Throw yourself on floor and start thrashing around while screaming at the top of your lungs when your nanny tells you 'no.'

3. Watch your nanny walk away from you and your thrashing, tantrum throwing self.

4. Get up and run into play room because you're mad at your nanny.

5. Pick up your child sized chair from your art table.

6. Find nanny in kitchen washing dishes.

7. Throw chair at nanny.

8. Miss nanny and hit window.

9. Break window.

10. Run away to your room because you know you're in big trouble.

Outcome:

a) Call to your mother at work from very pissed off nanny.

b) A day in your room, by yourself.

c) No snack.

d) A very angry mother when she gets home from work.