The Things I Say

A list of just a few things I caught my self saying last week at work:

1. Just because the dog licks my face doesn't mean you can

2. 14 games of Jr. Monopoly is enough for one day

3. Stop washing the dog with dirt

4. Quit acting like a giraffe and eat your broccoli

5. I'm not as patient as the man in the big yellow hat, and you're not Curious George.